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Poklench
/pukl3nnce/ language spoken by the poklen tribe of G-Town, B-side and other indigenous tribes of similar customs and traditions.

Here are some useful phrases in Poklench. Once broken considered sold.


Lesson Number 1 - The Greeting

The normal greeting - Yaw bui.
The greeting used by higher class Poklens - Yoh.
The greeting used by alim Poklens - Asqwmx. (Assalamualaikum, in case kamu inda paham)


Lesson Number 2 - The Opening Line

The weather - Angat yaw.
The food - Manis buiii.
The smell - Haing buii.
The sound - Soulja Boy buiii.


Lesson Number 3 - The Pick-Up Line

Di Mall - Kiut ko ani dang eh.
Di rumah urang time beraya - Dang, ku dangar, ko ani, lawa gagagaga
Di Tambing - Manis muamu ani, sama manisnya cam belimbing ku jual ani wawawa
Di Westreet - You be my Soulja Gurl shawty.


Lesson Number 4 - The Msg Lingo

Salutation - Hye

Online is on9
tu is toh
ku is quh
boring is vrenx
darling is dalenx
mysh is miss (some dialects use 'myhs')
berabis is vravis

Closing note - Vye
Mwax


Lesson Number 5 - The Art of the Language

Normal poklens - Hy BaByGuRL
Poklens of higher status - Y@W vAVY9uRL
(Notice the addition of numerals)


Till next time,
Cigu Sarah