I swear we're not Santa

Hormone-inflicted post ahead.

You have been warned.

Okay. Here I go.

Saya meliat 'The Holiday' hari atu, yang ada Jude Law yang hot kan mati ah. Sekali ada tia the thing arah the movie yang refer to characters dalam movies, female characters, to be exact. About how girls are divided into girlfriends and best friends.

Sekali gue ponder punya ponder, banar jua nya orang tua arah cerita atu ah. Arah 'My Best Friend's Wedding', si Jules best friend, si Kim girlfriend. Arah Laguna Beach , si LC best friend, Kirsten girlfriend. Smallville, si the blonde best friend, Lana girlfriend.

Girlfriend atau best friend ani ada advantages and disadvantagesnya. If you think about it, best friend banarnya ada the better personality, the funnier, spunkier, more adventurous and less ayu one. The girlfriend selalunya yang soft-spoken, hottttttt and BORING. The best friend selalunya lagi rapat with the guy, knows the guy better and understands the guy and the guy will actually go to the best friend for help.

Au contraire, the girlfriend yang kana balikan heels warna pink dari mercier yang hundred labih (birthdaysisarahcomingupppp) oleh the guy while the best friend only gets the pink Power Rangers action figure yang si Kimberly "ingat ko tani dulu pernah main ni sekali aku cabut kepala kimberlymu?". The girlfriend yang kana bawa makan di Sheraton and the best friend kana lanja nasi katok mama ganya. Atu pun beshare tiga orang sebungkus.

The girlfriend and the best friend lain in every way. Lain yang teramat. The girlfriend suka Rihanna, the best friend suka Flyleaf. They, however, have one thing in common.

Durang both in love with the same guy.

The girlfriend, obviously, is in love with the guy, pasal atu durang together. The best friend... well, cemani lah. A guy and a girl inda dapat jadi best friends saja without ada rasa suka, walau sikit cemana pun, deep inside. Atu can only happen if durang loathe each other berabis.

Apakan inda make sense ah.

Cemani lah. A guy and a girl cannot be best friends saja unless if they find each other berabisly revolting. So unless best friend kamu atu salivate every 5 seconds and idungnya inda belubang, there's this like really huge possibility yang kamu involved in unrequited love. As in kamu banarnya diam-diam in love with the guy.

Which is sad. No girl deserves to just be a best friend. Every girl ada every right in the world to be a guy's girlfriend. Every girl deserves the heels from Mercier. No girl should ever have to help ia punya guy get another girl, and no girl should have to be in love with a guy who slaps her back HARD as ia punya form of greeting.

So, ladies, kamu girlfriend kah best friend?

Hearts,
si sarah