I swear we're not Santa

If you laugh at the word "Breast", do not read any further.

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(Alright here we go)

Hey Mr. Bomoh,
There's a lump in my breast.
(Say what?)
I dunno what to do,
I'm startin' to stress.
(Owh...)
Give me some advice
I'm startin' to freak.
(Yakah?)
Give me something nice
Say something sweet.
(Aight..)

They said, "Go to the doc,
They'll give you a poke."
(No way!)
I said, "Daymn, hell no!
You better not joke!"
(That's right)
I know where I'll go
Screw this shit.
(Hell yeah!)
I'm gonna see the big bad bomoh livin' down the street.
(That's me)

Hey Mr Bomoh
(Apa?)
You better than Dr. Dick
(Fo' sho'!)
Come on Mr Bomoh
Do something about my tits.
(...Hah. Fo' shizzlllleeeeeee.)

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Made by - Meng/Wan.
Rapped by - Meng/Wan + Nis

Yeah, as Nis pointed out. Results are out, so I guess that's pretty much it. Nothing particular to look forward to now... I'm kinda bummed. I mean, everything's changing. Zat's probably moving to MD, Sar's probaby flying off, Ema's going to study in KL, Nisah's pobably going to get laid. Nyah. I really REALLY want to go out with them Panats soon, staying home and doing nothing is kinda making me depressed... I MISS YOU EVERYBODY!!!

After several days of, "OMG, result keluar sudah kah?". The time is now here, well not yet but it soon will be XP Aku sengaja buat this post supaya zati and sarah lompat-lompat and menangis. Me and Nisah don't really give a shit *bump* My guess is that it's coming out on Saturday, that is if people from the ministry aren't too busy sitting on their asses gossiping about Siti Nurhaliza. Paling akhir pun Monday lah, but pokoknya soon. Oh so soon... Kesian this page jarang kena update and visit. My heart bleeds for you poor bloggie...

Today was one of my 'wisdomosity' days. I thought of how weak we humans are and how we give in to temptation, even after a while of deliberating. Infact, I thought of a whole scene about it...

evil: come to the dark side...

average person: NEVER~

evil: we have cookies.

average person: OoOooOooh... Okay.

Point made. I'm not calling anyone sinners or what not, it's just that it's... funny. Well, maybe not funny. Something on the lines of interesting and amusing. We are mere mortals after all, and those who claim to be otherwise are just too arrogant to admit it.

P.S: I have no idea what the point of this whole post is =D *thumbs up*

Alright here's the situation... Me and Sar absolutely 'LOVE' this girl whom we met through a sport and because of that we visit her blog every 5 seconds. If sarcasm is a foreign language to you then.. I pity you greatly. Anyway... guess what, she just wrapped up the definiton of Poklen with a chronological summary of her year. I wish I could just copy and paste the whole thing here but I can't :( Boo I know. So I'll just try to make one as similar as possible to hers but you guys know how I am ;) Enjoy people...

Ehem... a summary of my 12 months.

Jan- came back to school. In a relationship since 2006.
Feb- broke up at the end of the month :(
Mar- In a relationship again after 2-3 weeeks
Apr- broke up in the middle of the month
May- omg, a whole month of being single. flirted and rejected people. I'm a heart breaker yo ; )
June- I got depressed and started cutting my wrist. Yes, I cut my wrist (pass this info on, I want the whole world to know). In a relationship near the end of the month.
July- still in relationship.
Aug- broke up again but no biggie, hooked up again with another dude
Sep- was in a relationship.
Oct- fasting month. My life's filled with drama.
Nov- Raya, wasn't in Brunei. Another break up.
Dec- met someone special. He said he'll wait and he's different from the rest. Aww... love you baby. MWAH *dry humps*

Okay, maybe that last part there was purely me but phew... That was a fun read eyh? So there you have it ladies and gents, a poklen's year!~ *shakes head* Kid's nowadays... Back in MY day... *babbles on*

Mau jua alliteration kan title ah XP Anyway, us Panatzorists went out with Aisah, Nadzirah and Ema yesterday. No particular reason, just spending some quality time outside school. As usual they all looked smokin' (figuratively of course, literally it would be bad) and we just did random stuff. Ema the gorgeous babe got uber male attention and I bet all the rest got some too. Unfortunately, nobody got laid yesterday. Drats. Here are some pics of us camwhores. I know it's not much but hey, deal with it pervs.

Ah... Ema gazing into the eyes of her forbidden lover, sarah. While zati, the boy in pink, tries to hide her jealousy

Me and my long time partner, c Ah. HAHA

Nisah pointing the camera at the mirror with the intention of taking a picture of herself *cough*vainass*cough*

I'll say it time and again, Pinji is brilliant. Just look at our brand new layout.. Nuff said. It inspired me to write a post but I don't really have anything to post about. Hmm... Oh, I'll try to sound all smart and professional by writing an album review. Ehem...

My brother bought me an album recently by a band that I've never heard of. I was pretty sceptical about it since this particular brother of mine is very much into hip hop and stuff like that. So when I accepted the CD, I didn't expect much. It was from a band called 'Dream Theatre'. There's a lot of instrumental parts in it and when the vocals did come in, the guy's voice was so soft it made me squirm. But I like the guitar parts, it sounds very much like the parts in the classic rock songs which I find mysteriously soothing. The lyrics to their songs are very biblical yet also had a dark cult-like quality. Definitely not something I would listen to in the car with my mom. Overall, I would give it a 7/10 considering how technical the guitar parts are and there's only one guitarist. I salute! The words in the songs are also inspirational and well written, but dont expect something that you can sing along to.

Oh oh... I wanna add on to the poklen thingymajigs. Pls? I know I'm not a world class certififed poklen but I am friends with Sarah.... Thus, I rest my case.

Thou art a poklen if...

1) You use 'me' and 'you' in normal conversations which aren't even in English. E.g, "Me kan tidur sudah nie, you?" I don't know ah, but personally SAKIT ku mendangar. If you want to speak in English then speak in English, if you want to speak in Malay then speak in Malay lah. Then again, the world might get sucked up into a black hole if poklen's start speaking english... So stick to malay brunei.

2) You can't live without a bf for 5 secs. You just simply must have a bf or else you'd die just like a fish taken out of water for a few minutes. A bf is like your oxygen, the very thing that keeps you alive, to hell with school grades and family, as long as you have a bf by your side, life is great. Pfft.. go suck eggs woman.

3) You act cute and clueless. E.g You puff up your cheeks to make sure your inconspicuous dimples pop up when you smile, you lower your voice when talking to a guy or you publicise your fancy for cute furry animals. Just for attention from men. Tsk tsk tsk, if you have to resort to such horrific deeds to get attention then what does that mean?

4) You show-off your extra-curricular activities. E.g Those girls who say they love basketball, soccer, karate (ehem..) or some other sport. People are smart enough to know whether you're truly passionate about it or you're just trying to make yourself more interesting. Doubt that's even possible.

5) Generally poklens are just people who are desperately trying to be someone they're not. They think they're goths just because they wear eyeliner. They think they're punks just because they have spiky orange hair. They think they're vixens just because they're stick thin and wear revealing clothes.

So, advice to all, poklen or not poklen. Just be yourself. Nobody likes a phony and I'm sure pretending to be someone you're not gets tiring after a while. Just be happy with yourself and be unique. It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks. What matters is what you think of yourself :)

xoXoOxX,

Wan a.k.a Meng

Haha... the post has nothing to do with the title... I just like saying that word XP My pet-name for Sarah. Anyway, you might be wondering why nobody's posted in this place in zoinks and the reason is... bloodymotherfuckin third topical tests :) But don't worry, it'll end soon and before you know it. We shall watch pirates of the carribean and ddr till our butts fall off... YEEEHHAAAWWW~ Yes, I am hyper. My rootbeer was prolly drugged... blublublbublbublbu.

Lastly, I saw this poster on a form 3 class wall (I was screwing a from 3 kid during cca) *cough* and it says that... LISTEN is spelled with the exact same letters as SILENT. Have you guys ever noticed that? Bet you didn't~ Toodles *does bimbo hand-shake with everybody in the world*

Panatzorists down! Panatzorists down! Sarah Hanna and Hanisah have been found to be absent today from school apparently because of a fever. Wan was quoted to say that Sarah did indeed look like crap yesterday during training and Sarah even foreshadowed the event of her absence. Hanisah however did attend school this morning but only managed to survive until break time until which she was escorted by her father home. Therefore Zati and Wan spent quality time together for the remainder of the day, talking smack about moleymoleymoley ridiculously annoying biyatch and bonding with the beloved budak-budak ginis upfront. We sincerely hope for the fast and miraculous recovery of both members of the Panatzorists and also wishes for their presence back in school as soon as possible. Also, we would like to wish our close friend Ian a smashing birthday. Thank you, more updates on Channel Dot later.

Alright, before we get too carried away with this miraculous page of the web, I think it's only appropriate that we introduce ourselves (P.S: It doesn't matter whether you agree or not cos I'm gonna do this shit anyways).

Name(in order of preference): Wan/Meng/Sar's babun
Age: 16 yrs 7 mths
Date of Birth: 7 sept 1990
Reason(s) for living: karate, DDR, spartan-like men *drools*
Hates: spiders, tummy aches, show-offs, wannabes, decision making
Motto in life: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

Well, hope you'll enjoy this little patch of haven that me and my mates will reside in and do remember that yes, we are insane and yes, we did create sailormoon. Have a nice day suckers :)